Monday, March 4, 2024

Original Song: Robin and the Lady May

 For the Bardic War Online, we were tasked with various challenges, and one of mine was Original Song In a Period Style (or on period topic) and I chose the immortal Robin Hood. There is no tale of Robin and getting outsmarted by a lady in the wood that I'm aware of... but this sounds like something that could (should?) have happened.


Robin and the Lady May

Gavin Kent aka Greg Tremblay AS LV 2021


Twas morning in the greedwoode fair

And to the hunt did Robin go

The breeze of May was in his hair

Beneath his breath he sang-oh

Fa-lal-diddle-al-day-O

All on the first of May


The high road wound from east to west

And travelers knew that Robin’s band

Did haunt the forest they knew best

With blade and bow to hand-O

Fa-lal-diddle-al-day-O

All on the first of May


But on this May-Day Robin Spied

Atop a fine and dappled grey

A lady, brown haired and green eyed

Who chanced to pass his way-O

Fa-lal-diddle-al-day-O

All on the first of May


So Robin stopped her in her place

His grin a wide and boyish thing

She looked her on the outlaw’s face

And so began to sing-O

Fa-lal-diddle-al-day-O

All on the first of May


Oh Outlaw bold your mercy lend

On this fine day do not beset

A maid whose birthday is at hand

Leave me my riches yet-O

Fa-lal-diddle-al-day-O

All on the first of May


Robin laughed til the greenwood rang

And caught her bridle in his hand

You know well tolls are due my band

All for to cross this land-O

Fa-lal-diddle-al-day-O

All on the first of May


A kiss I’d have from you this day

To celebrate that ye were born

And then your toll you will have paid

And ride you on this morn-O

Fa-lal-diddle-al-day-O

All on the first of May


“But Robin” said the maiden then

“What gift shall you bestow on me?

A time with you I would me spend

My gift beneath yon tree-O”

Fa-lal-diddle-al-day-O

All on the first of May


They did away into the glade

The mayflowers nodding thin and gay

An of delight the day was made

Until the pair did say-O

Fa-lal-diddle-al-day-O

All on the first of May


Robin dozed in the springtime sun

The lark and sparrow did him spy

And when he roused him, resting done

What sight did meet his eye-O

Fa-lal-diddle-al-day-O

All on the first of May


The maiden was nowhere around

No trace seen of where she’d gone

And in her wake not to be found

His bow and sword and coin-O

Fa-lal-diddle-al-day-O

All on the first of May


They say the maiden is renown

By those who meet her ere the morn

From wood to field and road to town

The finest robber ever born-O

Fa-lal-diddle-al-day-O

All on the first of May


Now each year when the mayflower’s born

Robin and the maid do meet

For to contest in wit and form

And to desport so sweet-O

Fa-lal-diddle-al-day-O

All on the first of May-O


Fa-lal-diddle-al-day-O

All on the first of May-O


Original Song: Kerridwen's Ride

No shit... there we were!
In my early days of the SCA, I dwelt in the Outlands and had a number of other young bold household mates, including Keridwen Andersdottir. Keridwen was (and still is) a Registered Badass and was a terror on the armored field... there was one battle where we came back to a muster point and everyone started hearing about how she'd overwhelmed the line by USING ONE OF THE OTHER TEAM'S SHIELDS AS A RAMP. ... so MAANNNNY years later, this became a song. Love you Dwen!


"Keridwen's Ride" 

Gavin Kent, AS XLI

In the sun and the dust did the Outlands stand fast;

The spear and the sword and the shield;

For the foeman stood fierce, most determined and staunch;

Their spear points unwilling to yield.


In the ranks stood a maiden, a Valkyrie true;

With spear and with fine armor bright;

The noble Stag’s line, she surveyed with a glance;

For her guile was a bold as her might.


In the ranks stood the brightest of baronies vast;

Shoulder to shoulder they fought;

But their numbers were few, and the enemy keen;

From each side, advantage was sought.


At a word from the warlord of the noblest Stag;

Came forces to answer the call;

To the Flank my fine lads!  The Valkyrie sang;

So did pebbles small swell to a wall.


With crash and with thunder did the shield line push on;

Inch by inch onward they swept;

And with spear and with fury the Outland lass pressed,

Through and onto the enemy stepped.


Then too came the wild Al-Baranian troops;

Their battle-cries fresh on the air;

The enemy crumbled, their lines fell like straw;

To the troops of the spear-maiden fair.


In the wake of the battle, the stories surged forth;

Of the might of the Lady afield;

That she strode on the backs and the shields of the foe;

Bring death when they never would yield.


To the Stag went that day the victorious wreath;

In the sweat and the heat of the sun;

And let it be told, from Locach to Caid;

From the Stag’s war-maids, wise men all run.


Original Storylet: The Woodman

I have always been moved by the skills of the Calontir skald Morgana bro Moranwyg, and inspired by some of her short praise pieces like "The Amber Merchant" I have written a few storylets like "The Woodman" in fond imitation.


The Woodman

Gavin Kent, AS LVI


I was a woodman, ere I lived. The beech and the oak, the larch and the fir were all my labors. Timber straight and true for home and hall, for bed and bow, for ship of war and trade.


Other lads of my village dreamed of arms and glory, or of letters and the glory of God; but to me the greenwood was cathedral, and glory enough.


As beating heart was the stroke of my axe, and the rasp of the saw my breath. I grew to manhood there, beneath the pines, and I learned.


Unlooked for, yet love did I find. A lass who saw me for my heart, and tho she could speak not a word, we courted and wed, and were happy for many years. Children we had none, but the quiet of the woods edge suited us well. 


The work of my axe warmed our cottage, bought our meat, and none could count those things of good use that were hewn into being thereby.

The years flew as woodchips at my feet gathered, and our hair grew gray; and slower to fall were the trees, yet still I went to the work. When she died, my timber hewn to plank held her in her final sleep, and all my love went with her.


Every tree, in its turn must fall, and so make way for the new; and so shall I and lie beside my love.


I would that who comes after me should hew my memory, and plant life anew. 


Original Poem: To Kindle a Mighty Blazon

The SCA College of heralds brought about an astonishing feat in 2021, holding a never-before-attempted, wholly online version of a War Herald’s Point. In her preface to the January 2021 Letter of Acceptance and Returns, Laurel Soverign of Arms Emma Featherstan had this to say, which provided the entirety of the factual content of this ode:

“As I write this, we are finalizing the last consulations(sic) from the Virtual Heralds Point. Signups ran for three weeks, and by the end we're looking at 616 items from 359 different individuals, from all twenty kingdoms! This is an amazing result, far better than we'd hoped for…---

...In total, I believe we had something over eighty heralds working in various capacities. I cannot express how floored I am by the amount of work done in a relatively short amount of time, and wish to commend each and every one of you for truly participating in this thing we call the Society College of Arms. Well done!“



“To Kindle a Mighty Blazon”

An ode in honor of the SCA College of Arms, for their labors on the Virtual Herald’s Point endeavor of AS LV

by Lord Gavin Kent (mka Greg Tremblay) February 2021, for presentation as candidate for the office of Sylvan Bard of Aethelmearc.



O there were days, some years ago

When folk did rightly tremble

To brave the Laurel, Pelican

And Wreath when they’d assemble


“AH NO” they’d cry with wrung-ed hands

“They’ll tell you you can’t have that”

“The Heralds are a prickly lot,

“Your dreams are sure to fall flat!”


Perhaps, alas, there were betimes

Decisions not so noble

In teens and twenties there was snark

Positions quite immobile


But nowadays my friends, take heed

Accept the hand they proffer

Pray, strike “Rejected” from your lips

You really are no bother!


In baronies and shires vast

They work in good will, earnest.

Guides in lands quite labyrinthine

That is their sacred purpose


Then came nigh the year of plague

Events to the wayside fell

Feast halls silent, no battle raged

Heralds were idle as well.


And so, it came in Fifty Five

As Pennsic was in question

That in the space Ethereal

There was a bold suggestion:


“Let us create a Herald’s point”

They said, their eyes a-shining

“Virtual! For, without wars

There are desires pining”


They set to work and called upon

Heralds wide and far

From Aethelmearc to Western Lands

All the kingdoms that are


A grand estate they built inside

These our ethereal lands

The college lent their time and skills

The work of many hands


A grand pavilion, digital

Did welcome all who sought

For names, devices, badges too

They gathered at that spot


As partners to a dance they paired

With heralds eager and keen

To take up inspiration

And see what was to be seen


Clerks there were who lent their toil

To craft submissions, ready

For coin to transfer swift and true

The flow of packets steady


And for the artists of renown,

What words could 'ere be spoken?

A thousand each for labors good

Would merely be a token


Tomes pored over, entries found

For names and deeds and places

So all could speak the praise of kin

And we would know their faces


While many hands did lend their toil

To bring forth such a feat

Lacking names of the tireless few

No ode could be called complete


Non Scripta, Istvan brought to life

Ethereal manor’s stones

Crampette Lillia led the Van

That none should toil alone


Marie de Blois she lent her gaze

To the order of the day

Thorkel son of Pal assured

That all who came could pay


Owen Tegg of the Artistry

Siren Julianna too

Iago and Ollivier

And Joscelin labored true.


Four score and a few did toil

Through the day and through the night

Until the fortnight and a half

Was done, deeds brought to light


Although that great phantasmic field

Lies quiet in its slumber

The submissions who crossed its glades

Were thrice two hundred numbered


Eighteen score of our populace

Did realize their dreams

For names and arms to hold and have

By which to know our esteem


SO, tho that labor is ended

Know you my friends one and all

The College of Arms stands ready

To rise and answer our call


AND SO, lift up your voices high

Heralds are not as you thought

For their knowledge, skill and artistry

Let us cry them… VIVAT!



Original Poem: An Ode to the Bards of the East and Matthias and Faelinn

I was fortunate to be able to attend the Bardic Championship competition in Isle du Dragon Dormant in February of 2024, and while my life did not permit me to commit to competing and potentially needing to serve as a champion, I helped run the competition and did some light entertaining in between rounds. I was so moved by the first round entries and the second round themes, that I composed this simple couplets ode on the spot and performed it before the finals. 

In the end, Astrapia and Reinhardt were chosen Consort and Soverign's bards respectively, and very well done, too!


"An Ode to the Bards" 

Gavin Kent, AS LVIII


O’ gentle friends, pray gather nigh, and lend to me your time;

For to renown the Eastern bards: their muse, their tone, their rhyme.


The Tyger throne – complete – have come, all to be entertained;

As bards of skill and passion rise, favor for to gain.


Sleep little birds with Gaelic lilt, and rise on Eithne’s voice,

Vive l’amour with James’ lass, ere she makes her choice.


King Orpheo, Astrapia tells, he did win back his love,

And Eginhard of queen whose fame: a rose white as a dove.


Should we remain, or shuffle off? Ponders Bobby Tytes,

And modal reels upon the gut, Jon plays for maids and knights.


Together we are lulled to rest, by Sefa’s lullabye,

Then roused by Meggie’s gathering in (and wishes gone awry)


Reinhardt, sleepless, late at night calls us to Pennsic war,

And Kiril with joy, a’la Santé, to sail and arms and oars.


They sing and play, and they declaim; spin magic to our ears.

Moving us to laughter, stir hearts and beckon tears.


Joy, the Sun, the SCA, and songs that speak of loss.

Light and Love and Bravery, friendship at any cost.


Victors all, have here appeared, and brought to us their gifts,

Never should striving among bards be permitted to cause rifts.


Be assure’ed, Tyger throne: Your Mighty Selves shall be

Well served in Bardic interests, and Eastern Majesty.


Original Poem: Gareth and Lynette

Gareth, the son of King Lot of Orkney and... (sources vary) mother, appears in various of the Arthur legends, earliest I've read is Thomas Malory, tho Gareth appears in a 12th century French story for the first official time. The theme of "fight an increasing boss set" is enduring, and is still the core of a lot of video games, and I've taken elements of various Gareth legends here and set them to a simplified form of Welsh poetic meter, the "Cywydd Llosgyrnog" which is a 6 line stanza, with an unlimited number of stanzas, the format of each is that lines 1, 2, 4 and 5 have 8 syllables, lines 3 and 6 have 7 syllables, and there is a rhyme structure of 1+2, 3+6, and 4+5. In traditional Cywydd Llosgyrnog, there is an internal rhyme in line 3 to lines 1 and 2, and in line 6 to lines 4 and 5. I have chosen to omit the internal rhyme in a poem of this length for my own sanity. 


Gavin Kent, AS LI

Of Bellicent and Lot, their son;
 was Gareth called who thus begun;
 won his manhood in their court. 
Dreamed he of valour fair and bold;
 in Arthur's hall where it was told;
 Knights of table round did sport. 

Tho begged he leave to venture there;
 a mother's loss was she to spare;
 Bellicent demands an oath. 
She wagered his pride was too vast;
 at common toil he would not last;
 never would he pledge his troth. 

But Gareth nodded his assent;
 of his desire he'd not repent;
 his mother's terms he’d allow. 
That in disguise should Gareth go;
 that he be noble none should know;
 thus Gareth pledged her his vow. 

On foot in simple clothes went he;
 to Camelot and there to be;
 cook at the kitchen’s fire. 
At feast of Pentecost he came;
 forbearing all to ask his name;
 sought two boons of his sire.

The first of them to grant that day;
 that he a Scullion knave should stay;
 Until the turn of the year. 
And then of Arthur he would seek;
 a second boon that he would speak;
 if that day the king would hear.

So toiled Gareth long and true;
 and weeks to months and seasons flew;
 until Pentecost returned. 
When that morn dawned there came a maid;
 before the throne for help she bade;
 for a champion she yearned.

To free her lands, a knight she sought;
 would Arthur send her Lancelot;
 to vanquish the Knight of Red?
Then forward Gareth strode to speak;
 though of the kitchens he did reek;
 to Arthur he bowed his head.

“Sire my year of service gone;
 my second boon is send me yon;
 a champion for this Dame. 
I would her quest to undertake;
 never flinch never to forsake;
 and thusly to earn my fame.”

With troubled nod Arthur's assent;
 that Gareth would indeed be sent;
 to aid the lady Lynette. 
Her cries of protest Arthur stopped;
 until Gareth should be oer’topped;
 his royal word it was set.

Tears of rage bedecked Snow White cheeks;
 that this, a man who stank of leeks;
 should mock her so in her plight. 
Her Raven hair she plated tight;
 and tarried only that one night;
 ‘ere coursing her shame in flight.

 At castles moat awaited her;
 a well-wrought knight who did not stir;
 his horse and trappings well-wrought.
But when her own mount drew him nigh;
 his visor raised and her green eye;
 spied the scullion’s face unsought.

“Begone ye fool who smells of smoke;
 serve thy betters, those honest folk;
 would that one of them would try.”
But Gareth sat his horse with pride;
 and said he would not turn aside;
 “where ridest thou, so ride I.”

So set forth Lynette on the road;
 never Gareth a glance bestowed;
 he followed where ‘ere she went.
 Until at dusk they came upon;
 astride a wide and stately lawn;
 a most fine and noble tent.


“In this pavilion does reside;
 a knight most fierce, pray turn aside;
 your death it would please me not.”
“Fair Lady, I have pledged my word;
Unto your cause my arm and sword;
Though with peril, it be fraught.”

Forth rode Gareth to havoc cry;
a knight purpure he stood hard by;
their lances swiftly broken.
On foot with blade the two men fought; 
by neither one was quarter sought; 
till at last yield was spoken.

The purple knight on bended knee; 
Cried “I will do as asked of me! 
Victory you have wrested.”
“To Arthur's court on your parole; 
and spare not telling every soul; 
by Gareth you were bested.

The night away to court did ride;
Lynette fair stood by Gareth's side; 
and thusly did she bespeak.
“Methought that when your sword was free; 
less kitchen stink did come from thee; 
but hark, now returns the reek.”

“Away with you, thou cleaver knight; 
for though you've managed here to fight; 
at this next test, you shall die.”
But Gareth sat his horse with pride; 
and said he would not turn aside; 
“where ridest thou, so ride I.”

By morning's light the two beheld; 
Amidst A clearing, newly felled; 
a knight whose mail was Azure.
Right tall and broad the foeman stood; 
his laughter shook the very wood; 
“Come lad, and test your measure!”

With lance and sword they met afield; 
to crashing blow would neither yield; 
their shields did bellow with steel.
Until, at last, the Azure knight; 
did kneel and crave to end the fight; 
bright Gareth heard his appeal.

“Get gone to Camelot villain; 
raise thee thy weapon not again; 
to any, save to protect.
And speak the tale for all to hear; 
before Gareth you knelt in fear; 
clear then you have my respect.”

Away he rode, and fair Lynette; 
bespoke Gareth “me thinkest yet; 
the onset of odor fades.
But pray, brave man now leave the quest; 
this final night is worst, and best; 
of not but evil is he made.”

And Gareth would have said to she; 
that where she rodest, so would he; 
when hoofbeats sounded hard by.
A knight approached with covered shield; 
and called upon Gareth to yield; 
but Gareth he answered “Fie!”

With Lance and shield did they contest; 
never a moment to breathe or rest; 
till the knight, Gareth knocked free.
Then sword to sword they battled hard;
to and fro there across the yard; 
untill Gareth bent his knee.

“I give my all, and am outdone;
In yielding now to such a one;
As you, I can find no shame.
Before you speak my doom, I would;
Know this of you, if you be good;
Pray, tell unto me your name.

Then doffed the knight his helm, and lo;
Brave Lancelot did stand there so;
And smiled upon fair Lynette.
“By three men living, from my steed;
Have seen me taken: rare indeed!
None with sword have beat me yet.”

“From Camelot this day I'm sent;
To seek the child of Bellisent;
And Orkney’s sovereign Lot.
And here I find him, hale and sound;
With his victories newly crowned;
All is not as we had thought.”

“A finer man you could not ask;
To lend his honour to your task;
But one action now is right.
He took his sword and touched he then;
The shoulders of Gareth, and when;
Was done, he arose a knight.

Lynette did look upon her peer;
She thought upon his plight in fear;
for Gareth would he stay by.
Her side to seek the knight of red; 
but Gareth kissed her hand and said;
“where ridest thou, so ride I.”

When next there came the break of day;
The bones of those this fiend did slay;
Lay strewn about the rough plain.
Called Gareth “villain, come ye out!”
The rooks he riled with his shout;
The sky did turn dray with rain.

Then from a cave the red knight strode;
No mount would bear his ghastly load;
Nearly seven feet his height.
His sword was long, his reach was vast;
Despite his bulk was lithe and fast;
Gareth quailed before his might.

They met with sparks on sodden ground;
Like crashing rocks, the mighty sound;
Of sword and of shield and mail.
They sought each other in the mud;
Of rain and earth of flesh and blood;
The mists wrapped them like a veil.

Three fourths the hour saw their clash; 
and then within the mists, a flash;
Of steel, Lynette held her breath.
From out the rain came Gareth, whole;
Lynette's cry rang out like a toll;
Of joy, she had feared his death.

His sword was rent, his shield in twain;
The red knight would not rise again;
Lynette's lands were free once more.
“How comes the smell of leeks, lady?
Is there aught else you'd ask of me?”
A smile, grim, Gareth wore.

“My Lord, methinks thou smell as sweet;
As springtime morning, and is meet;
That I should offer you praise.
My father's lands you have returned;
When I, your aid did scorn, and spurned;
Your valor, and knightly ways.

“My lady, fain I would you see;
In shame your head have bowed to me;
Nor hide your face from the sky.
I would you'd have me for your Lord;
My heart is thine, as is my sword;
Where ridest thou, so ride I.

Original Story: Ithel and Wir

 I have always loved Selkies, but many of the core stories of the Selkie focus on the reclaiming of power after abuse and captivity. While this is an important theme to consider, I also wanted a Happy Ever After for a Selkie and their partner, and was moved to write this to fill that niche in my own soul.


Ithel and Wir

By Lord Gavin Kent, AS LV, AD 2021

gavinkent@gmail.com


In the time before my grandsire’s forebears tilled these lands, when the kings of Erin claimed the shores to the South and West it was that Ithel plied the waves in his curroch in search of fish.


Those days, the sea bore such riches as the most avaricious could desire, pouring forth into net and spear to feed the families of the seaside, and Ithel among them was great with the skill.


But a wife had Ithel none. Nay, nor kin there about neither. No son, nor daughter laughed in his home, and his Da had been lost five years to the storms of midwinter, and so Ithel fished alone.


Early mornings he would paddle along the rocks and cast his nets, and late evenings he would return and make good trade to those in the village. And tho none shared his table, Ithel was mean to nobody and never cheated a soul. 


One morn, when the mist hung soft on the air, Ithel slipped along the islets of the western coast and beheld a sight never before known to him.


A maiden - skin the white of ocean foam, hair as shining black as seaweed, in form as lithe as a fish and lovely to behold - sat up a rock, gazing toward the shore.


In a language unknown to Ithel she sang, and her voice made his heart ache with his loneliness.


From stories long told, Ithel know that nearby would lie the sealskin robe of the Selkie maiden, and any man who owned such would have the creature in it’s sway. And Ithel sought stealthily among the rocks to seaward until he found what he sought.


Some time later, the selkie maid returned to slip within her cloak of sealskin, and found not all was as she had left it. Cautiously she crept upon the rock where she had hid her magic, and there beheld Ithel’s work.


For, lying upon the skin, rich with sweet flesh… were three fine fat cod, arranged so in a neat line.


Swiftly the maid took up her robe, and in her seal form she swept away.


… but not before eating well of the offered fish.


Spring passed into summer, and the maid selkie returned often to her rock to gaze upon the meadows of land and bask in the sun. And some days when she returned to her skin, always hidden in a new spot, there would be things left there.


Fish. And Cockles. Shells carved into small, intricate shapes. A fine comb made of bone that she pulled slowly through her long hair.


And then, one day. A flower.


It was colors the maid, whose name was Wir, had no names for, and she marveled and spun it in her fine fingers.


So lost was she in the bloom that Ithel, where he sat some yards hence in his curroch, had to cough for the maid to notice him. Wir made to flee, but Ithel made no move at all, save to bow his head gently, and she stopped.


When they spoke, it was some work to make their words known to each other, as their tongues were clumsy and their speech queer to the other’s ears besides.


“Why took you not my hide?” she asked of him.


“No man’s goods would I take by force or trick, nor thief would I be” he replied. “No, nor any maiden would I bind from her freedom save by her own will and joy.”


So the summer passed into autumn, and Ithel paid court to Wir. And as the harvest festivals came to pass it was that Ithel went to sea alone… but did not return so.


Their days were merry, and their nights snug, and as the first snows of winter covered Ithel’s little cottage, the flowers bloomed within.


So they were married, and Ithel and Wir had three sons and four daughters too, and their joy filled the house to bursting.


When grown were the children, and gone to their own, Wir was seen less often in the village. But Ithel, tho his beard grew white and his hands gnarled, went to sea each day accompanied by a seal who reveled in the waves. And still, Ithel’s nets were full.


The years passed, and Wir grew older, but not so swiftly as her love, and the day came when he could no longer rise and go to the shore, and his sons and daughters, and their daughters and sons gathered at his side.


But Wir was not among them.


They spoke his deeds, and held Ithel’s hands, and they wept as he slipped from them to the very edge of the land of shadows… when their mother returned, bearing an armful of hides to her love’s bedside.


“Help me wrap and carry him” she said, and they did so, and brought him to the shore where Wir lay in him the curroch, and then kissed the children each in turn, and pushed the boat off, and paddled it out to sea under all of nature’s infinite jewels.


Never more were Ithel or Wir seen. But their sons and daughters, and theirs in turn were ever aware of the warm brown eyes of two seals, joyous together, who lived in those waters and watched them with love and pride for many, many years.


Original Song: Robin and the Lady May

 For the Bardic War Online, we were tasked with various challenges, and one of mine was Original Song In a Period Style (or on period topic)...